Category Archives: Pizza Guy

You’re Right!

You head right, sighing. You drive back to Mickie’s Pizza. You stop the car, going back to your shift.

You’re hungry, and you really want to take a bite of the pizza..

NO. You snap out of it. You can’t lose this poor excuse of a job.

A hour passed, Mickie’s is closing for the day. You drive home. You can’t wait to see your brother. People tease you for being gay, for caring so much for your brother. But is brotherly love not accepted? You hope he will get better, so you can tell him about the reward. But you could use the money for treatment.. You get cracking. You’re probably not the only one.


You search up about this odd Marie girl, but almost nothing comes up. What a waste. What’s the point of trying to find her when there’s nothing? You swear her father must be a nutcase. He didn’t even release the day she was born, except the year. What’s so important about this girl anyway? Is anyone really worth that much?

But you guess if you were a dad, you’d be desperate for your son or daughter back. You can kinda relate to him.


It’s 2 am on a Friday night and you’re STILL working on this. You starting to think if this is even worth it.

Should you stop and give up on this hopeless girl?




Left! Nonononono..wait yes!

The thought of money runs in your mind..The reward.. You go left, your crappy rap music bursts into the radio. You try to sing the song, but you fail. You do not recognize this road. You go in a loop, trying to turn around. You’re also tired, sleepy. All annoying things combine into one, bother you. You’re not looking until…


A car is coming for you, you are too late to respond. You try steering out of the way but its no use.

You are both knocked down a hill, the cars roll. The car is now upside down, and you are hanging. Shards of glass are in your skin. You hear the faint noise of sirens, but you are knocked out.


You lay in the hospital bed, a bunch of wires connected to you. You open your eyes briskly, seeing many faces. They’re all happy to know you’re alive. You hope you haven’t broken anything. Your mother comes, and kisses you on the forehead. But the doctors push her away, letting you catch sleep.



You’re up and ready, sitting on the hospital bed. You hurt your leg, and will be needing a cast. But whatever. It won’t last very long, though. But…when you get home you realize how hard it already is. You have struggle getting up some places, but in the end you’ll make it. You wonder if people will care to sign it. You should bring pens.


Will you bring pens?




This Smells Bad..

Your name is Mickeal Onar. You’re a Pizza delivery Guy. You don’t even like Pizza. Shocking. As you huddle with 3 boxes of Pizza and bread, to the beat down delivery car. You drop them on the front seat next to you, and run around the corner to get into the driver seat. You really want another job. But you need the money to pay off your Brother’s medicine – the thought of him having cancer is overwhelming. You buzz through the streets, knocking on a fairly new home. A teenage girl steps out, wearing some sort of a gangster hat. She wears it as if she was cool, or she thought she was cool. She hands you the 20 dollar bill, slamming the door. Without giving you a tip. What does it take for a Pizza Delivery Man to get a tip..People. You grumble, and start up the car. You exit out of the driveway and..

Which way do you go again?